Sassy Golf Ball Holder – Unsupervised Golf Humor
Golf is a mental game.
These are emotional support balls.
These sassy golf ball holders are equal parts functional and wildly inappropriate designed to clip onto your golf bag and hold two golf balls with maximum confidence and zero shame. Featuring bold phrases and an unmistakable silhouette, they’re perfect for golfers who take their swing seriously… but not themselves.
Choose your vibe:
- “It Takes Balls to Golf Like I Do”
- “Hold My Balls”
- “Tits Up”
Designed and 3D-printed by Gutzy, because golf accessories don’t have to be boring — or polite.
📐 Details
- Holds: 2 standard golf balls
- Material: 3D-printed plastic + metal carabiner clip
- Attachment: Clips easily to golf bag
- Style: Bold, humorous, unapologetic
- Balls not included (you bring your own 😏)
🎁 Perfect For
- Golfers with a sense of humor
- Bachelor parties & golf trips
- Tournament prizes & gag gifts
- Anyone who says “nice shot” sarcastically
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Frequently Asked Questions
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At Gutzy Designs, we choose Polylactic Acid (PLA) for our 3D printed sneaker accessories, embracing both innovation and sustainability. PLA is a biodegradable and eco-friendly material derived from renewable resources like corn starch, sugarcane, and other plant-based materials. This choice reflects our commitment to the environment and our customers' well-being. PLA is not only safe and natural, but it also offers a durable and flexible option for everyday wear. By selecting PLA, we ensure that our creative expressions are not just unique and stylish but also kind to the planet. Join us in making a positive impact, one step at a time.
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