Get In Losers, We’re Going to Die of Dysentery – Oregon Trail Magnet
If you know, you know.
If you don’t… you probably didn’t survive the trail.
This throwback Oregon Trail–inspired magnet is a love letter to 90s computer labs, floppy disks, and learning way too young that dysentery was a thing. Featuring retro pixel-style graphics and the iconic phrase “Get in losers, we’re going to die of dysentery,” this magnet is pure millennial humor at its finest.
Perfect for fridges, offices, lockers, or anywhere nostalgia and sarcasm belong.
Designed and 3D-printed by Gutzy, because our childhood trauma deserves decor.
📐 Details
- Text: “Get in losers, we’re going to die of dysentery”
- Style: Retro pixel-inspired design
- Material: 3D-printed plastic with strong magnet backing
- Finish: Lightweight, durable, and bold
- Use: Fridge, office, filing cabinet, locker, gift
🎁 Perfect For
- Oregon Trail survivors
- Millennials with dark humor
- Nostalgia lovers & elder emos
- Funny gifts, desk decor, stocking stuffers
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